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positive thinking :-) (inbox)

Nov 18, 2003 6:05PM PST

Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my ***** are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are allflabby"

She turns to her husband and says.....
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself"

He thinks about it for a bit and then says
"well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".

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Re:positive thinking :-) (inbox) :-))))) NT
Nov 18, 2003 9:13PM PST

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nt) I guess he didn't get a good time that night :-)
Nov 19, 2003 4:43PM PST

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(NT) I'm positive that he didn't :-)
Nov 19, 2003 11:50PM PST
Happy
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(NT) I wonder if he survived the night
Nov 20, 2003 12:52PM PST
Wink