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Poor Joe...

by Rolway / March 20, 2004 10:54 AM PST

Joe Bananas walked into an Eye Clinic,
opened the door and said to a pretty young
nurse combing her hair in front of a mirror,
"I have to have my eyes examined.
She turned and said "I would say you do,"
You are in the Ladies Room.

Another Joe Bananas was taking a
Grandfathers Clock to be repaired.
When he turned to walk into the repair shop,
he bumped into a lady, knocking a
parcel from her grasp.
The woman looked at what Joe was carrying
and shouted, "You IDIOT! Why don't you
wear a Wrist Watch like everybody else?....


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