Give him your old Toshiba and put in a projector and screen?
Went to visit my couson at his beautiful home swimming pool etc. He is the kind of person that buys the best of everything, Except for his $70 Zenith t.v. anyway that evening I switched it on and the picture was unwatchable I asked how can you watch that thing he said it looks great to me than after dinner I clean and adjusted everything including the focus and after an hour I improved the picture 1000% So I asked him again and he said it looks the same. In closing I really want to buy him a nice sat system and small hi-def t.v. but I know what he will say it looks the same to me he also tells me that he never watches t.v. but truth is its on 7 hours a day ha ha, This also holds true when friends come over and see my billion dollor set up some just think its a regular t.v. with cheap speakers, and some go nuts when they see the beautiful picture and sound stewart