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Pet Chicken Joke

by Rolway May 5, 2004 7:28AM PDT

A man goes up to the ticket window of the movie theater with his pet chicken on his shoulder. He asks for 2 tickets. The cashier asks who the other ticket is for and the tells her, "It's for my pet chicken." She tells him, "You can't take a chicken in there!" So the man leaves, goes around the corner, and stuffs the chicken into his pants. He goes back, buys one ticket, and goes into the theater. The chicken is getting hot, so the man unzips his pants so the chicken can stick his head out and watch the movie. Next to him sit 2 old ladies. Agnes leans over and whispers to Mildred, "Mildred, this man has his PANTS unzipped!" Mildred tells her, "Don't worry about it....you've seen one, you've seen them all!" Agnes says, "Oh I know! But THIS one is eating my popcorn!!"

George

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