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Overheard in church...

by Edward ODaniel / February 23, 2005 2:37 AM PST

Two little old women were attending a rather long service at their church.

One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."

Her friend leaned over and said, "I thought so. We all heard it snore three times."

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(NT) (NT) Good one:) Had a chuckle over this one:)
by Glenda / February 23, 2005 2:41 AM PST
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(NT) (NT) ROFL :-) outstanding!
by Cindi Haynes / February 23, 2005 2:50 AM PST
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(NT) (NT) lol thank you
by Mark5019 / February 23, 2005 5:14 AM PST
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