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Our college student brings home a joke.

by R. Proffitt Forum moderator / September 4, 2008 11:29 AM PDT

Q. "How do you tell the high school kids from the college kids at the mall?"

A. The high school kids are buying ipods, buying jeans and eating pizza. The college kids are selling ipods, selling jeans and making pizza.

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And it's easy to notice the "mature" adults
by Steven Haninger / September 4, 2008 11:37 AM PDT

They're ones who look completely out of place. They don't know what an Ipod is, pizza runs up their cholesterol too high, and, if they wear jeans, it's the type that comes all the way up to the navel. Happy

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I add suspenders to mine
by James Denison / September 5, 2008 12:50 AM PDT
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(NT) Psst, hey buddy can you spare a grant?
by Willy / September 4, 2008 9:50 PM PDT
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(NT) Good one. :-)
by drpruner / September 5, 2008 2:07 PM PDT
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