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by Pat S / October 6, 2004 12:00 AM PDT

Man Mistakenly Cuts Off *****, Dog Eats It

Mon Oct 4,10:41 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his ***** for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

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Re: OUCH!!!!
by jonah jones / October 6, 2004 12:05 AM PDT
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was that a '****' or a 'hen' i wonder.....

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Re: OUCH!!!!
by Glenda / October 6, 2004 12:09 AM PDT
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Sick I know, But do you think that **** will ever crow again????
Glenda

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Re: OUCH!!!!
by Rolway / October 6, 2004 3:21 AM PDT
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Hi Glenda

OUCH, OUCH is right. I imagine hes crowing in more ways than one. Cry I also bet he won't be standing up to pee again soon. Plain

George

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Re: OUCH!!!!
by Glenda / October 6, 2004 3:32 AM PDT
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I know it wasn't funny, just couldn't resist:) I have never known a man that didn't know what he was holdin':)
Glenda

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Tee Hee! I'm greatly impressed that ....
by Mosonnow / October 6, 2004 6:40 PM PDT
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... no-one has yet responded that it must have been a hen bird, since women always squawk the most :^O

Great restraint, Chaps!

Love
Mo

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(NT) (NT) Re: OUCH!!!!... OUCH!!!!! Again
by MKay / October 6, 2004 12:06 AM PDT
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Re: OUCH!!!!.......well............
by MarciaB / October 6, 2004 12:09 AM PDT
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.......that's about one of the weirdest things I have ever read!!

I have heard men comparing "it" to many things, but this one takes the cake!! LOL

The poor man, I cannot even begin to imagine the mental state he must have been in to grab hold of his own body part and think it was something not attached to himself Sad Who knows? Maybe it was so cold his extremities were numb or something. Boggles the mind.

We usually wake up from our nightmares and say "Whew! Glad THAT wasn't real!" His nightmare WAS his reality.

As I said .......... weird.


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(NT) (NT) At least his years of most intensive usage are past
by Ziks511 / October 6, 2004 8:45 AM PDT
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