OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no
OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you
what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you
saying, Damn...we f***ed up...but that **** was
OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days
then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they
forget it's yours.
OTHER FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct
quotes from you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's
what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a$$
that left you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm
OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.
OTHER FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when
they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all
over the place and say, "B!tch, you better drink
the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
OTHER FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who
talks **** about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the f**k out!!
OTHER FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will repost
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