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OSAMA & THE GENIE

by Mark5019 Jun 3, 2006 3:01AM PDT

OSAMA & THE GENIE

While trying to escape through Pakistan,
Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle
on a beach and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said
"Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog!
Don't you know who I am?
I don't need any common woman giving me anything"
barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said
"Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that
bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman
and said
"Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my
bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"

The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with
Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

His ***** was gone, his knees were broken,
and he had no health insurance.

God is good