The Handbag TV will probably do about as well as it's previous (albeit less feminine) incarnation, the Sony Watchman. Has anyone seen one of those in the last 10-15 years?
With regard to the Hello Kitty page, while that's certainly not the most frightening selection of HK merchandise I've seen (I heard about the 'massager' long before it was mentioned on Gadgettes), I did find the giant doll a bit disturbing. Some poor kid is probably going to think that it's just a big, shiny teddy bear and try to hug it only to get an unfortunate surprise. On the other hand, I thought the dog house was kind of amusing considering that someone with entirely too much money for their own good is probably going to buy it only to have it ripped to shreds within a matter of hours.
And here's one more for Pink Watch
Not all of their models are pink, just most of them. The sad thing is that they play fairly well (I saw one in a music store once and couldn't resist trying it out.)