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Olympic Coomentators (caution - slightly off color)

These are extremley funny - I had to post it Happy


Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some
deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. at the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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(NT) (NT) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......THANK YOU

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(NT) (NT) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-breath-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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(NT) (NT) So funny! I'll add my HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHS

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The hubby and I were watching one session of weightlifting, maybe 20 minutes worth, and there were just too many double entandres (spelling?) in just that short span.

Good ones Happy
Evie Happy

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