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Oil Shortage (Humor)

by Pat S / March 29, 2004 11:32 AM PST

There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.

All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma.


All our dipsticks are in Washington, DC.

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Re:Oil Shortage (Humor)
by Rolway / March 29, 2004 11:56 AM PST
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Ha, Ha, You got that one right Patrick. And speaking of Oil, I just paid $1.59 per gallon.

George

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NT - Is that all? Paid 1.829 last time
by Diana Forum moderator / March 29, 2004 11:58 AM PST

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NT - Still over $2 here.
by Pat S / March 30, 2004 4:37 AM PST
Sad
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