Cracked up in the office when I read this one. Had to share the joke with the other women in here (no guys employed in our Home Health/Hospice dept. at this time).
One of them tried to tell me that it wasn't very nice, but she was laughing so hard she couldn't speak! LOL
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face and physique a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his *** while he is on fire.
Further studies are expected.