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new study( joke i hope)

by Mark5019 / December 9, 2004 7:23 AM PST

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face and physique a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his *** while he is on fire.

Further studies are expected.

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very, very funny!!
by MarciaB / December 9, 2004 7:49 AM PST

Cracked up in the office when I read this one. Had to share the joke with the other women in here (no guys employed in our Home Health/Hospice dept. at this time).

One of them tried to tell me that it wasn't very nice, but she was laughing so hard she couldn't speak! LOL Grin


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(NT) (NT) And here I've been attributing it to PMS all these year
by Ziks511 / December 9, 2004 7:50 AM PST
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Re: new study( joke i hope)
by John Robie / December 9, 2004 8:29 AM PST

Yes a good joke Mark.

The way of personal experience, the several times I've been single (over 25 years ago), it appeared to be a little different. When ovulating...stay the hell away...when menstruating....she cuddles up and is giving motions for wanting sex. Perhaps it is a ploy knowing you are not thrilled so you are fooled into thinking.........


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(NT) (NT) Re: What Joke??? :-)
by MKay / December 9, 2004 9:36 PM PST
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Boy you're hot these days. I mean .uhh.. You're very clever
by Ziks511 / December 9, 2004 9:50 PM PST

in your posts lately. Sorry, don't hit me.

Rob Boyter

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