If you look in the installation report you can see that there is this error:
[9/22/2012, 18:58:51] Returning IDOK. INSTALLMESSAGE_ERROR [Service 'Windows Presentation Foundation Font Cache 4.0.0.0' (WPFFontCache_v0400) could not be installed. Verify that you have sufficient privileges to install system services.]
I don't know how I would go about fixing that.
For some reason I cannot install the .net framework that is needed for a lot of software. I have tried installing it from the Microsoft website directly and through other software installation programs. I just did another attempted install from the Microsoft website and here is my full report:
http://pastebin.com/5Sm04J05
Please help!

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