First tings first:
What is the OS ? How was the computer when you first bought it ? Is it a branded one, or built on order ? What programs are installed ? If branded, is a 'recovery disc' supplied ? Form your present information, it is: Format-partition-reinstall. It is that simple, but requires some work. But why the urgency ? What problems do you have ? What you want do do is usually reserved for on a last resort basis. There may be other ways to solve your problems.
I need to clean off my computer completely. I mean everything. I want it to go back to the way it was when I first bought it. Someone told me i needed an "F-Disc", but i don't have one. I need to do this so bad. Someone please help me!

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