I am truly sorry this happened but from my standpoint, I admit, I let out a little chuckle when first reading your post as this happened to my son, and brought me back to that for a second. It's one of those comedic pictures you get in your mind. <I truly mean no offense though.>
That said, you can try this
http://www.techtips4u.com/kb/sw/SW00014.htm
I do think it will work for you.
Let me know, take care, Paul
i was uninstalling aol from my not even a year old dell 8400 and it was rebooting but during, I tripped over the cord and pulled the plug out the socket and now it won't start in safe mode, and it says unmountable boot volume. someone told me that i should format my computer but i dont know how. i went to set up and change the boot sequence for CDROM to be first because i put the operating system disk but it didnt work and i have tried all that i could think of.

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