I'm so excited that I accidentally unsubscribed to all of my tracked discussions as soon as I could get back here.
When I went back to do the copy/paste you suggested, Kees, the 8 Search results, incl one with .exe would not come up again, and instead I got that it was in Service Pack files. I'd tried some of your other suggestions, and evidently one worked. I don't know which one, but no matter. Thanks again!
THIS PROBLEM SOLVED!
I've saved some articles on how to get HP Director, independent from the All-in-One printer disk installation, so later on I may have to be back about that.

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