An ultimate super "knee-top" style computer. Comes loaded with all of the essential software to run your business. Including skype internet service, currently the largest phone company in the world! Get free internet by using Verizon free-world internet with the industries best new Linksys Wi-Fi card. Includes Windows Vista Service pack 184.108.40.206.9.87-AZ, Version 5, Revison 6.798907, Update 5, Hotfix 78!
Organize your life on the go, and at only 2.1lbs, you can carry it anywhere with it's holographic keyboard and detachable mouse. Or just use the touch screen. And so durable it can fall off a 10 story building and still be okay! Cnet tested it! Buy the "Thing" today, created by "lil'ramZ" corporation and backed by no warranty because it never breaks! Now only $999! Never runs out of battery life, it's powered by your own self satisfaction! And now hos a 30 megapixel webcam and free gps locater. Plus, we'll throw in the headphone implant kit! Free!
Quad 550ghz Intel Core 9 Quadros
90 Gb. DDR9900 RAM
Hitachi 1,000 Tera-byte Drive (50k RPM w/ centrifugal force stoppers)
Sony Purple-Ray Drive (Four free 10 Tera-byte cartridges)
Nvidia XE-Force 9950, 20gb Ram, 4,000,000 Pixel Shader Processors
Creative Raudigy 2,500bit Sound Card
Four Wire Fire Ports
Bluetooth Version 18.0
Linksys Wi-FI 876.11sg
12.1 Inch TYUSXGA nano-lcd Ultra thin Panel
2.1 lbs Knee-top Form Factor
Powered by your own self satisfaction!
And a 30 Mega Pixel web cam at the top of the screen!
In the box:
The "Thing" Computer
AC Adapter if your sad that day
Epicenter Media Service CD - 30 Day Trial
Headphone Implant Kit, it's easy, and Shock proof!
Back pack to hold your new computer.
GPS Locater stickers for theft.