Hey, kids, what do OJ and George W do when everybody thinks they suck? Hire professionals.
They'll tell you just how to be popular again... ssssSuuuUPER popular!!
What's the most heart warming, bring a tear to your eye news item of the year? Why, it's J-Mac and his amazing six-in-a-row (I cried too). So, W carts him out in front of the press and leeches as much feel-good mojo off the kid as he can get. What's that, we're up 3 in the polls? Yeah, baby!
It's all the same.
Microsoft: We're too stodgy. We're too corporate. Let's make fun of it. People like fun. Fun fun fun. Yaaay, looks like we're not heartless corporate a-holes anymore.
<huge breath>
.... so in two years from now when Microsoft, weed that it is (just when you think it's dead - it's baaaaaack), has managed to kill off Delicious, Amazon, Ebay, and heck, maybe even Google because their s#*t is embedded in 9/10ths of the world's operating systems and by default goes to the pages that stink of Bill because most people are too lazy or stupid to change it <exhale> we'll see if the love is still there.
-Kevin S.