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Men and Women

by Pat S / September 2, 2004 6:57 AM PDT

God made men and women to complement each other with
the unique traits each were given...

WOMEN:

Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry
children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens,
yet they hold happiness, love, and joy. They smile
when they want to scream. They sing when they want to
cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they
are nervous. Women wait by the phone for a "safe at
home call" from a friend, after a snowy drive home.
They are childcare workers, executives, attorneys,
stay-at-home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors.
They wear suits, jeans, and uniforms. They fight for
what they believe in. They stand up against
injustice. They walk and talk the extra mile to get
their kids into the right schools and to get their
family the right healthcare! They go to the doctor
with a frightened friend.

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are
smart; they know that knowledge is power, but they
still know how to use their softer side to make a
point. Women want to be the best for their family,
their friends, and themselves. Their hearts break
when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a
family member, yet they are strong when they think
there is no strength left.

A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.

Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes.
They live in houses, apartments, and cabins. They
drive, fly, walk, run, or e-mail you to show how much
they care about you. The heart of a woman is what
makes the world spin!

Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and
hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give
moral support to their family and friends. And all
they want in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to
do the same for people you come in contact with.


MEN:

Men are good at lifting heavy **** and killing bugs.

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(NT) (NT) LOL, you summed that up nicely, Patrick. Thank you.
by RB2D2 / September 2, 2004 7:04 AM PDT
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Re: Men and Women
by William Finder / September 2, 2004 7:26 AM PDT
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What's all this about lifting heavy ****????

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the biblical conundrum
by netsky / September 2, 2004 11:34 PM PDT
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that's a funny piece!

Now, if I may interject taht Men are merely modified, essentially downgraded, or retrofitted Women.

Supposing I hears a snort of derision from some hairy chest out there. Girly man (literally just that), part the hairs there and tell me, why do you have nipples, and perfectly activatable mammary glands, just like a pre-pubescent female?

If god, as crafted in Genesis, created woman -after- man, why do you have such equipment?

Why didn't the medieval bibical authorities cover this embarrasing flaw of divine logic. Honest question: How do fundamentalists address the question today of Adam's Nipples. Of course, I cannot aver that Adam actually had nipples. And in considering that, I see a Creationist's loophole out of the contrdiction of Adam's biblical ranking of first human.

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