how many times I've been told..." to go fly a kite".:(
Forwarded by my daughter.
>I was in my back yard yesterday trying to fly a kite. I threw the kite up
>the air, the wind caught it for a few seconds then, it came crashing back
>to earth. I tried this a few more times with no success. All the while, my
>wife is watching me from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men
>to be told how to do everything. She opened the window and yelled to me,
>need a piece of tail."
>I turned with a confused look on my face and said to her, "Make up your
>Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."