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Man's Testicles Padlocked for 2 wks.

by Rolway / August 8, 2005 6:02 AM PDT

I think this guy better give up the Booze. Plain

BRENTWOOD - The ''family jewels'' of one Brentwood man recently were locked up for two weeks - literally.

On Saturday, July 30, at about 3:40 a.m., Brentwood police assisted ambulance and rescue personnel with a 39-year-old man with a padlock on his testicles.

According to police, the man, who police are not identifying, was intoxicated when they arrived on scene.

The man reported that the padlock had been on his testicles for two weeks. Cpl. H.D. Wood IV said the man reported that a friend put the lock on his testicles. He was allegedly severely intoxicated and passed out. He told police that when he woke up the padlock was placed around top his scrotum and his friend was gone.

http://www.seacoastonline.com/news/08052005/news/56211.htm

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Oooh that's mean ...
by Evie / August 8, 2005 6:08 AM PDT

... but the guy is not too bright. Presumably he could buy a bolt cutter and use it to cut the thing off rather than leave it there for two weeks!

The worst the guys did in college was to spray shaving cream on a guy's crotch who had passed out in the dorm lounge and placed his hand down his pants.

Then of course there's the old lipstick or nail painting, but that's kinda lame.

Evie Happy

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I found this about the time of your post
by Steven Haninger / August 8, 2005 6:27 AM PDT

and my first thought is the problem is probably due to failure of the lock company to to affix a proper warning label.

http://www.mistupid.com/people/warnings.htm

I wonder what incident prompted the warning on the Swedish chain saw.:)

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