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Mais, y'all, som tings to tink abot

Nov 19, 2003 9:21PM PST

For none Cajun readers: Well, you all, some things to think about.

Boudreaux Wants To Play Football
Years ago, when Boudreaux was a college freshman, being fresh off the farm, and a rather healthy young man, he figured he'd try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch dis," Boudreaux told him, and proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Mais, sure I can run," said Boudreaux. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" exclamed the excited coach. "But can you pass a football?" Boudreaux rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. "Mais, Coach," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."

The Argument
Boudreaux & Marie were having their first fight, and it was a big one. After a while, Boudreaux said "When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey." Marie replied, "I know. But I didn't want to start an argument in front of all dem people at the wedding."

Marie's Diet
Not long after Boudreaux and Marie got married, Marie and Clotile were visiting, and Clotile asked how the marriage was going. Marie tells her, "Let me told you, not so pretty good. Boudreaux eats like a real pig, don't ever takes a bath, an' leaves his dirty smelly clothes all over de house. He makes me so sick, I hardly eats anymore." Clotile asks her, "Mais, why for you don't leave him ?" Marie replys, "Oh, I'm planning to do dat, but only after I loses anudder twelve pounds !"

Would Marie Remarry?
"Marie," Boudreaux whispered to his wife late one night, "if I died, would you get married again?" "Mais, yeh, I guess," she replied. "Would you sleep in de same bed with him?" "Well, it's de only bed in de house, so I guess I'd have to." "Would you make love to him?" "Cher," Marie said patiently, "I guess, since he'd be my husband." "Would you give him my pickum-up truck?" "No, Boudreaux. I wouldn't never give him your pickum-up truck." she yawned, "Besides, he don't know how to drive a stick shift."

Marie Takes Care Of Business
Marie got home early from playing bingo the other night to find Boudreaux in bed with another woman. she proceeded to throw him out the window of their tenth story apartment. In court on charges of manslaughter, the judge asked her why she threw Boudreaux out of the window. Marie calmly told him, "Mais, judge, I figured dat at 87 years old, if dat old fool was able to make love to anudder woman at his age, he should be able to fly, too !"

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Glad to see the Humor is returning -
Nov 19, 2003 11:28PM PST

Missed the Cajun jokes.

Had to play my old Justin Wilson records to tide me over.

Joe Randolph

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Nov 20, 2003 12:51PM PST

Hi, Joe. I have been hearing Boudreaux and Thibodeaux jokes since I was just a we-little-thing and they always bring a smile to my face. After starting chemo yesterday (eight ours of chemicals flowing into my veins) I needed something to pick me up and give me a good laugh so I went searching and decided to share a few. I doubt that there are many connoisseurs of this type of humor in the SE crowd, but I decided to post a few anyway. They are probably way too highfalutin for this crowd Happy

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I sure liked them!
Nov 21, 2003 12:31AM PST

But tell us, how did chemo go? Are you feeling okay? Prayers continue. Happy

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Re:I sure liked them!
Nov 21, 2003 6:16PM PST

All is going great, Cindi. I finished the first three-day session yesterday. The first day was the killer, all day, a little of eight hours of infusion (some of it double time with meds going in both wrist (no, I don't have one of those little injection ports in my chest like most). I do this again in three weeks and repeat four times.

So far, no nausea. Maybe it is those expensive pills I am taking. Everyone is greatly surprised because I have been eating everything, lots of fat of course being Cajun, and nothing has bothered me. Although, I have been warned that some times it takes a few days, or maybe even not until the next session... I will enjoy my good luck (prayers) while they last though Happy

Only side effect hitting me so far is being a bit tired and lethargic. Run out of energy, fast.

Also, see reply to DaveK in "TGIF - Ten Commandments" (above/below?) for a little more detail.

I have been meeting a lot of great people in the sessions, albeit not under great circumstances. Mostly breast cancer. One wonderful lady flys in from Hobs, NM for her treatments (sister lives in Houston) and we had several hours of chat. One old lady has been doing this since '88.

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Not bad, Louis
Nov 22, 2003 3:52AM PST

It sounds like you're making a positive from a negative, much as you can. I'm so glad that you're not suffering a lot of ill effects. And glad that you can have your etouffee and eat it too! Wink

Re the 1988 lady--I didn't know someone could do chemo for 15 years, that's really incredible! What kind of cancer did she have that has kept her on chemo this long?

Cindi

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Re:Not bad, Louis
Nov 22, 2003 11:43AM PST

Breast cancer. Poor description on my part, it hasn't been continuous, but she has to keep coming back because it returns in other places.

She looks great, lots of energy, spunky, married at age 24 and still married 52 years later Happy

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NT No doubt her attitude is having a positive effect!
Nov 23, 2003 3:55AM PST

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"Mais, judge, I figured dat at 87 years old, if dat old fool was able to make love to anudder woman at his age, he should be able to fly, too !"
Nov 20, 2003 6:51AM PST

brilliant!!!

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nt) Thx Louis. gooduns :-)
Nov 20, 2003 8:19AM PST

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(nt) Glad they translated well 'down under', Ian :-)
Nov 20, 2003 12:57PM PST

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Re:Mais, y'all, som tings to tink abot
Nov 20, 2003 9:34PM PST

hi Louis, is there a "Cajun" website somewhere? where i can hear the accent?

(good to see you back BTW)

jonah

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Re:Re:Mais, y'all, som tings to tink abot
Nov 21, 2003 6:22PM PST

Sorry Jonah. There used to be a lot of radio station on the web, but looks like the law suits and cost have shut most of them down. I couldn't even find any good MP3 samples of people like Justin Wilson. Maybe my searching skills have gotten a little rusty.

I did a few checks at http://www.cajunradio.org/language.html but to no avail. May you can find something of interest from there.

Perhaps, Joe (snapshot?) has some Justin Wilson samples on MP3 that he could send you or post a link.

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Re:justin wilson ''what is a Cajun' almost downloaded as we speak.... thanks Louis
Nov 21, 2003 6:26PM PST

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NT now i can relate to 'Cajun' :-) *i like it*
Nov 21, 2003 6:30PM PST

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NT ''cooking with hydraulics'' roflol Benny Hill with an accent :-)
Nov 21, 2003 6:32PM PST

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Benny Hill with an accent :-)
Nov 21, 2003 6:36PM PST

Yes, I agree. We love Benny Hill and used to watch him (reruns) on local TV, but like most good things he is gone from our local broadcast Sad

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NT i think ''Cajun Baseball Game'' left ''you who know'' on first...:-)
Nov 21, 2003 6:39PM PST

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Hoo-ee!
Nov 22, 2003 4:14AM PST
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Re:Hoo-ee!
Nov 22, 2003 4:21AM PST

you Might Be A Cajun If--
--You never ran Halloween BUT always ran Mardi-Gras
--You consider the four seasons as Winter, Spring, Summer, & Hunting.
--You think the opening week-end of Squirrel Season is a legal hoilday,
AND local schools & stores in town are closed for that week-end.
--Your high school band's rendition of the National Anthem begins with,
"Jambalaya, Crawfish Pie, and File Gumbo"
--You stand up when they play "Jolie Blonde"
--You think the your State bird is the Mosquito
--You consider Breaux Bridge the Capital of the State, & Lafayette the Capital of the Nation.
--You think the Mason Dixon Line is at Bunkie.
--You think way up North is Sherverport
--Watching "Wild Kingdom" inspires you to write a cookbook.
--You think a lobster is a crawfish on steroids.
--You think boudin, hogshead cheese, and a Bud is a bland diet.
--You think Ground Hog day & Boucherie Day are the same holiday.

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You might be a cajun if -- continued
Nov 22, 2003 4:24AM PST

--You take a bite of 5-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco.
--Fred's Lounge in Mamou means more to you than the Grand Ole Opry.
--You have an "envie: for something instead of a craving.
--You speak english but some words come out in Cajun.
--You use a #3 washtub to cover your lawn mower or your outboard motor.
--You use 2 or more pirogues to cover your tomatoes to protect them from the late frost.
--You use a gill net to play tennis, badmitton, or volleyball.
--The horsepower of your outboard motor is greater than that of your car motor.
--You pass up a trip abroad to go to the Crawfish Festival in Breaux Bridge.
--You wear those white rubber boots to clean up outside & call them your "Cajun Reboks"
--Your children's favorite bedtime story begins with "Clovis the Crawfish..."
--Your school teaches the four basic food groups as
"Boiled seafood, broiled seafood, fried seafood, and beer"
--Asked to name the four seasons & your reply is, "onions, celery, bell pepper, and garlic"
--You are asked to name the "Fab Four" and your respond,
"Paul Prudhomme, John Folse, Justin Wilson, and Vernon Rogers."
--Your description of a gourmet dinner includes "deep fat fried"
--You let your black coffee cool and find that it has jellied.
--You describe a yard of boudin and cracklins as "breakfast"
--Your mama announces each morning,
"Well, I've got the rice cooking, what will we have for supper?"
--None of your potential vacation destinations are
north of the old Mississippi River Bridge (US 190)

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Re:You might be a cajun if -- continued
Nov 22, 2003 4:24AM PST

--You refer to Louisiana Winters as "Gumbo Weather."
--You get a dissapointing look from your wife & describe it as "She passed me them pair of eyes"
--You greet your long lost friend at the Lafayette International Airport with
"AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
--You sit down to eat boiled crawfish & your host says, "don't eat the dead ones",
and you know what he means. (I do, do you?)
--You learned Bourre the hard way, holding yourself upright in your crib.
--You learned how to add & subtract playings cards with your family.(I did)
--You don't know the real names of your friends, only their nicknames.
--You give up Tobasco & hot sauce up for Lent. (One our grandson does every year!)
--Your son brings home his future wife and you ask
"Who's your mama, is she Catholic, & can she make a roux?"(an old saying)
--You know the difference between Zatarains, Zeringue, and Zydeco.
--Your dog thinks the bed of your pickup is his kennel.
--Your husband thinks the back of his pickup is the garbage dump
--You can look at a rice field and tell how much gravy it will take to cover the rice.
When eating in a Mexico restaurant you think the hot taco dip is a soup & drink it.
AND
--at least once a day in conversation you say "Mais cher, I like that, me."