Missed the Cajun jokes.
Had to play my old Justin Wilson records to tide me over.
Joe Randolph
For none Cajun readers: Well, you all, some things to think about.
Boudreaux Wants To Play Football
Years ago, when Boudreaux was a college freshman, being fresh off the farm, and a rather healthy young man, he figured he'd try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch dis," Boudreaux told him, and proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?" "Mais, sure I can run," said Boudreaux. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" exclamed the excited coach. "But can you pass a football?" Boudreaux rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. "Mais, Coach," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
The Argument
Boudreaux & Marie were having their first fight, and it was a big one. After a while, Boudreaux said "When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey." Marie replied, "I know. But I didn't want to start an argument in front of all dem people at the wedding."
Marie's Diet
Not long after Boudreaux and Marie got married, Marie and Clotile were visiting, and Clotile asked how the marriage was going. Marie tells her, "Let me told you, not so pretty good. Boudreaux eats like a real pig, don't ever takes a bath, an' leaves his dirty smelly clothes all over de house. He makes me so sick, I hardly eats anymore." Clotile asks her, "Mais, why for you don't leave him ?" Marie replys, "Oh, I'm planning to do dat, but only after I loses anudder twelve pounds !"
Would Marie Remarry?
"Marie," Boudreaux whispered to his wife late one night, "if I died, would you get married again?" "Mais, yeh, I guess," she replied. "Would you sleep in de same bed with him?" "Well, it's de only bed in de house, so I guess I'd have to." "Would you make love to him?" "Cher," Marie said patiently, "I guess, since he'd be my husband." "Would you give him my pickum-up truck?" "No, Boudreaux. I wouldn't never give him your pickum-up truck." she yawned, "Besides, he don't know how to drive a stick shift."
Marie Takes Care Of Business
Marie got home early from playing bingo the other night to find Boudreaux in bed with another woman. she proceeded to throw him out the window of their tenth story apartment. In court on charges of manslaughter, the judge asked her why she threw Boudreaux out of the window. Marie calmly told him, "Mais, judge, I figured dat at 87 years old, if dat old fool was able to make love to anudder woman at his age, he should be able to fly, too !"

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