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Little Girl's Firetruck...from my inbox...sorry for the caps

by Jack Ammann / July 19, 2004 7:47 AM PDT

I didn't know how to change Eudora to lower case letters short of rewriting it in say in notepad.

LITTLE GIRL'S FIRE TRUCK
>
>A FIRE FIGHTER IS WORKING ON THE ENGINE OUTSIDE THE STATION WHEN HE NOTICES A LITTLE GIRL NEXT DOOR IN A LITTLE RED
>WAGON WITH LITTLE LADDERS HUNG OFF THE SIDE AND A GARDEN
>HOSE TIGHTLY COILED IN THE MIDDLE. THE GIRL
>WEARING A FIRE FIGHTER'S HELMET, HAS THE WAGON TIED TO
>A DOG AND CAT. THE FIRE FIGHTER WALKS OVER TO TAKE A
>CLOSER LOOK. "THAT SURE IS A NICE FIRE TRUCK," THE FIRE
>FIGHTER SAYS WITH ADMIRATION. "THANKS," THE GIRL SAYS.
>THE FIRE FIGHTER LOOKS A LITTLE CLOSER AND NOTICES THE
>GIRL HAS TIED THE WAGON TO THE DOG'S COLLAR AND TO
>THE CAT'S TESTICLES. "LITTLE PARTNER," THE FIRE FIGHTER SAYS,
>"I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU HOW TO RUN YOUR FIRE TRUCK, BUT
>IF YOU WERE TO TIE THAT ROPE AROUND THE CAT'S COLLAR, I
>THINK YOU COULD GO FASTER." THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIED.....
>"YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT BUT THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE A SIREN

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Here you go, without the caps...
by Blake Cook / July 19, 2004 7:55 AM PDT

Little girl's fire truck

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl wearing a fire fighter's helmet, has the wagon tied to a dog and cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replied..... "You're probably right but then I wouldn't have a siren

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(NT) (NT) Re: That's really funny.
by Mary Kay / July 19, 2004 8:14 AM PDT
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(NT) (NT) Ditto! :-)
by Angeline Booher / July 19, 2004 8:19 AM PDT

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