The minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on
the church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.
"Nothing much, Pastor," replied one boy. "We were just
seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."
"Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm shocked. When I was
your age, I never even thought about sex."
In unison they all replied, "You win!"

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