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Lawyers.....what a joke

by Rolway / May 16, 2006 1:18 AM PDT

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls off of you when you die..

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ****

What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
Not enough sand.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer
in the road?
There are skid marks in the road for the dog.

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A Doberman.

Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out
which side to spit on.

Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke

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heres another one
by tomron / May 16, 2006 1:28 AM PDT

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a cat fish

One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.


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One more
by tomron / May 16, 2006 1:35 AM PDT
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Replacing lab rats with lawyers

The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged and filed suit. Yet, the NIH presented some very good reasons for the switch.

1. The lab assistants were becoming very attached to their little rats. This emotional involvement was interfering with the research being conducted. No such attachment could form for a lawyer.

2. Lawyers breed faster and are in much greater supply.

3. Lawyers are much cheaper to care for and the humanitarian societies won't jump all over you no matter what you're studying.

4. There are some things even a rat won't do.

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(NT) (NT) Heh, heh, good ones:))))
by Rolway / May 16, 2006 1:47 AM PDT
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