Whats the difference between a lawyer and a cat fish
One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls off of you when you die..
What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
Stick his bill up his ****
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer
in the road?
There are skid marks in the road for the dog.
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out
which side to spit on.
Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke