I've seen almost all of them before, but I still think they're funny. But then, I've never had much sympathy for trial lawyers. I am, however, a bit skeptical of the claim that all of them are quoted from actual court transcripts. Some of the answers are too perfect.

The voodoo one was new to me. Some Laurel & Hardy fan must have cooked that one up.

I must confess, though, that I've never understood how the patient's brain could be on the doctor's desk when the autopsy started.

Q: What do you have if you throw 200 lawyers into the river?
A1: A good start.
A2: A toxic waste disposal problem.