anything. Cold wave? Global warming. Heat wave? Global warming.
We have years of experience in developing these theories. Just look at evolution. The tragedy is that most believe that this stuff is true even though there is abundant evidence that it is not true. After all, it can explain anything. Isn't that what science does?
Warming" causes a "rash" of Poison Ivy.
Talk about JUNK SCIENCE, this is a prime example.
Berks County, PA - Poison ivy seems to be hardier and may be more potent than ever in Berks County and other areas in the East.
?In the last several years, there are more vines and they?re more vibrant,? said Dan Hewko, manager of the 665-acre Nolde Forest Environmental Education Center in Cumru Township.
This year at Reading Hospital, the emergency department is treating more cases of poison ivy-related contact dermatitis, or rashes, than in other recent years, said Dr. Charles F. Barbera, chairman of emergency medicine.
Exact figures weren?t available.
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http://readingeagle.com/article.aspx?id=48807
Here is an opinion on the "study" that is well worth reading -
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Using anecdotal evidence by a park ranger who says he sees a lot more poison ivy in the woods and an emergency room doctor, not to mention a government study, reporter Jason Brudereck proclaims that global warning is causing the sudden an unexplained increase in poison ivy cases.
The article is punctuated with such phrases as "exact figures weren't available" and the ER doctor "doesn't know why the number of cases has increased," but the reporter still draws the conclusion that it's global warming run amuck
The only "proof" Brudereck needs to back his thesis in an interview with a U.S. Department of Agriculture plant physiologist who conducted a study that grew the poison ivy plant under two different conditions.
"One set of plants was exposed to air that contained 300 parts per million of carbon dioxide, which is roughly the equivalent of the amount in the atmosphere 50 years ago," Brudereck states. "Another set of plants was exposed to air that contained 400 parts per million of carbon dioxide, which is the level found in the atmosphere today."
The conclusion: The plants grown at today's carbon dioxide levels were as much as 75 percent larger and had about the same increase in the amount of rash-causing oil they produced, according to the article.
There you have it folks. Conclusive proof. One study by one scientist under one set of conditions. Let's ban automobiles from the U.S. and shut down our factories. Otherwise, we run the risk getting poison ivy.
Maybe the plant guy could try growing poison ivy in soil loaded with manure to see if it grows faster. Maybe he could water one set of plants more than the other to see if water has anything to do with plants growing. But that wouldn't prove global warming, would it?
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http://www.opinioneditorials.com/freedomwriters/tphyrillas_20070707.html
I myself have a "theory" supported extremely well by articles such as this that leaning too far to the left causes massive cognitive dissonance and atrophy of the left frontal lobe of the cerebrum accompanied by hyperactivity of portions of the right frontal lobe leading to articles like this (perpetual motion?). Further support of this "theory" is available on request (or by simple observation).

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