Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?