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just a joke, i think, maybe.....(inbox)

THE PHONE CALL.......

Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Bush and tells
him, "George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America,
the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" Bush asks.

Mahmud replies, "ALLAH IS GOD, GOD IS ALLAH."

Bush says, "You know, Mahmud, I am really happy you called. Last night
I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more
beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house
flew an enormous banner."

"What could you see on the banners?" Mahmud says.

Bush replies, "I don't know, I can't read Hebrew."

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roflmao

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vg

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(NT) (NT) Now that's a good one, Jonah.

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Bush replies, "I don't know, I can't read Hebrew."

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I don't suppose he can read Iranian either

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I don't suppose anyone could....

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....since AFAIK there is no such language.

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Well whatever language they speak/write

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I'm fairly sure it's not Hebrew.

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Yet.

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Devil
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(NT) (NT) Persian or Farsi?

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YEP!

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And AFAIK Bush doesn't even read English (newspapers at least and I doubt he reads books...). Wink

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Josh, my wife and I commented, after reading your...

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...one word reply, "good shot Josh...brilliant"...LOL

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CIA Factbook

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Languages: Definition Field Listing
Hebrew (official), Arabic used officially for Arab minority, English most commonly used foreign language

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(NT) (NT) Thanks! I've already stolen it...

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The banners I've been seeing all say...

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"McDonalds"

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Is That...

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Scotch or Irish? Devil

oops, I meant Scottish or something like that.

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LOL!!!!

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And in this city a lot of GLATT and KOSHER...

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