A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They
couldn't work on it while he waited so he said he didn't live far and
would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and
an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a
couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he
now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
While he was standing on the sidewalk scratching his head he was
approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can
you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird
Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this whole lot."
The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry
the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose
in your other hand?"
"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl
On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll
be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely
widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in
the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt and
The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two
chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up
against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the
anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."
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