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Jokes about Computer Security? Antivirus, Firewalls, etc.

by bozburn2005 / March 1, 2007 2:49 AM PST

Hey guys,

I'm writing a persuasive speech on computer security (history, current problems, what you can do). My professor told me to use jokes on the subject. Do any you have any jokes on computer security by chance? Whether poking fun at Microsoft or anything else, I need ideas!

Thanks guys,

Britt from Georgia

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by gwchemguy / March 1, 2007 2:52 AM PST

Did you hear about that Internet Explorer patch that came out last Thursday? Yeah, me neither...

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Computer Programming Joke
by Pariah13 / March 1, 2007 12:35 PM PST

i think i have got one for you but i dont know how religious you are tho

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.

They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.

He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."

Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.

He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"

God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."

(Link: http://www.computerjokes.net/128.htm )

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