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joke made me laugh

by grimgraphix / November 19, 2005 10:03 AM PST

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

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Me, too
by grandpaw7 / November 19, 2005 11:20 AM PST
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I'm reminded of the little Tommy who,when his teacher asked him who wrote the bible, said "I don't know andI don't give a thit". His teacher made him bring his paw to school the next day and she told paw about the problem. He wanted to see exactly what happened so she made Tommy come up to the front of the class and once again asked him "who wrote the bible?". The little boy gave the same answer. Paw, red faced, rushed over to the boy, grabbed him by the collar, and hollered, "Boy, if you're the one what wrote that thing, you best own up to it."

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Sorry.....
by Glenda / November 19, 2005 12:39 PM PST
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But it's a repeat:( Mark already posted that one a while back. Still funny tho:)

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(NT) (NT) im still looking for that cwazy wabbit:)
by Mark5019 / November 19, 2005 1:28 PM PST
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Your Boa.........
by Glenda / November 19, 2005 10:40 PM PST

Already ate that cwazy wabbit Devil

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A comment
by grandpaw7 / November 19, 2005 11:10 PM PST
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I am glad to see this humor even though it might have been published at some past time. This forum is not only for old timers, and the few seconds it takes to read a post such as this should not be a great bother to anyone. The fact is that there is a great deal of repetition on a forum such as this, quite often in the same thread, quite often of material much less wholesome than a little humor, and quite often of snide and sarcastic comments.

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