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>> A Modern Day Cowboy
>>
>>A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the
>>Texas plains without water.
>>His horse has already died of thirst.
>>
>>He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has
>>breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden; he
>>sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards
>>ahead of him.
>>
>>He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and
>>discovers what looks to be an old brief case.
>>
>>He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no
>>ordinary genie. She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a
>>dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her
>>pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
>>
>>"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know how I
>>work. You have three wishes."
>>
>>"I'm not falling for this." said the cowboy. "I'm not
>>going to trust an IRS genie."
>>
>>"What do you have to lose? You've got no
>>transportation, and it looks like you're a
>> goner anyway!"
>>
>>The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides
>>that the genie is right.
>>
>>"OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food
>>and drink."
>>
>> ***POOF***
>>
>>The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis
>>he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of
>>wine and platters of delicacies.
>>
>>"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
>>
>>"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest
>>dreams."
>>
>> ***POOF***
>>
>>The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests
>>filled with rare gold coins
>>and precious gems.
>>
>>"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better
>>make it a good one!"
>>
>>After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says...
>>"I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women
>>will want and need me."
>>
>> ***POOF***
>>
>>He turned into a tampon.
>>
>>The moral of the story:
>>
>>If the government offers you anything, there's going
>>to be a string attached

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