A blond calls her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't
figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on
the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a
moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of
coffee, and then,".....he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Help, my PC with Windows 10 won't shut down properly
Since upgrading to Windows 10 my computer won't shut down properly. I use the menu button shutdown and the screen goes blank, but the system does not fully shut down. The only way to get it to shut down is to hold the physical power button down till it shuts down. Any suggestions?