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jk: Revenge of the blondes

Well, folks, it has finally happened. The blondes of the world got together and decided to take revenge on the brunettes.

WHAT'S BLACK & BLUE & BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What do you call a blind date with a BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD-LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage.

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache.

KNOW WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES?
Brunettes, they had nothing better to do on Friday or Saturday nights.

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What goes Blonde, brunette, Blonde, brunette, blonde?

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A false blonde cartwheeling Happy

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(nt) WOW MOM WOW

In reply to: What goes Blonde, brunette, Blonde, brunette, blonde?

So what is this... Monday? Happy

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nt) baboom :-)

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