A false blonde cartwheeling
Well, folks, it has finally happened. The blondes of the world got together and decided to take revenge on the brunettes.
WHAT'S BLACK & BLUE & BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
What do you call a blind date with a BRUNETTE?
WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet?"
WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD-LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache.
KNOW WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES?
Brunettes, they had nothing better to do on Friday or Saturday nights.