Are you going here -> http://java.sun.com/ to download Java? Java is painless.
When i go to certain pages i recieve a install on demand box that says download java virtual machine. when i try to dl. i get a setup error and it tells me to go to windows update. i have all the updates. how can i dl it or stop it from popping up?

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