Good ones Jonah!
If you haven't seen it, http://www.mycathatesyou.com has some neat pics of cats. The captions are sometimes very funny.
Rick
A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
A wildlife control expert impersonator.
An un-programmable animal.
A four footed allergen.
A hair relocation expert.
A treat-seeking missile.
A lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.
A small, furry lap fungus.

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