Son, you look like five miles of bad road!
From My email box:
Much has been said about "tough love" for misbehaving children. Most of
America's populace thinks it very improper to spank children, so my wife
and I have tried other methods to control Jeremy when he has one of
One that we found very effective is for me just take him for a car ride
and talk to him. He usually calms down and stops misbehaving after our
little car ride together.
I've included the photo below of one of sessions, in case you would like
to use the technique