Five times.

FiVE diSsaPPeranCes!

I am so PUT OUT BY THIS THEFT OF MY BEST NON-POSTINGS THAT I MUST REGISTER STRENUOUS COMPLAINT AND DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU DO REMOVE this POSTING.


note well, none of this shouted silliness of mine here is true. It is a fake-fight post to placate we who thrive on 'diversionary food fights'

OTHER posts of mine disappear regularly, but i am beyond now asking the what for or why cause some things are unknowable.

another purpose of this joke post is simply to bump dan's question up a notch. He's paid his dues to warrant a readable answer, i should think.