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Is a green, well manicured lawn the measure of a man/woman?

Jun 2, 2007 3:20AM PDT

Once again it is time for the home and garden industry to push its wares upon us. I just saw a tag line for a "helpful" advice article on Yahoo's home page. It stated...


Want to be the envy of your neighbors? A manicured lawn is the way to go.


I have to wonder how many folk out there really are concerned about how green their lawn is or if they get jealous of their neighbor's lawn down the street. I'm not talking about flower or vegetable gardens now... I am talking grass.

Has anyone here ever been, or is now... a lawnaholic? Wink

As a disclaimer... I mow the grass when it gets too long and trim the weeds around the edges of the house, garden, drive way, etc. I buy a new spark plug every year and gas for the mower. Past that I am loath to spend a farthing more for lawn upkeep.

grim

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Not if.....
Jun 2, 2007 3:24AM PDT

The yard is all gravel, with an occasional weed for the green look Devil

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Are you saying that if some nosy neighbor said
Jun 2, 2007 10:36AM PDT

"You have crabgrass", you'd reply with joy.. "I knew we'd have a lawn someday!" Happy

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LOL! Are you kidding???
Jun 2, 2007 12:00PM PDT

One year we had so much rain the weeds popped up overnight at 3' tall!
Bought a lawn mower, cut them down and called it grassHappy It was greenHappyHappy
Sue

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Not this one....
Jun 2, 2007 4:39AM PDT

We've got one small patch of grass left. A few bags of mulch, some flowers and a border and it will be gone too and we'll be grass free Happy

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Not jealous of a neighbor with a great looking lawn.
Jun 2, 2007 6:29AM PDT

Just envious. Happy

Seriously, I think that the importance lies in meeting the neighborhood "standard". Like there are a couple of houses in my area where they do not mow the front easement. Not only does it look messy, but when I walk my dog I have to step off the street onto the easement, and those weeds/tall grass harbors ticks and chiggers.

This property gets the same routine as yours.

In the past my husband and I did work on the lawn. But we enjoyed it. Being on a limestone shelf, the soil was thin. We got rid of the dandelions, etc., but they returned in a couple of years because the neighbors did not. Losing battle.

Right now we are in a drought. No, the grass will not be watered. It will sleep until the next good rain.

One day my son will install a pump into the river for watering. Many who live along the river here do that. Yes, their yards are green. Happy

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found interresting
Jun 2, 2007 11:03AM PDT

As lawn keeping goes, I don't measure anyone by how they do, why? Because, I have a "cross the street" neighbor who is a nut. Could explain all the squirrels. He was trying to pass a bill that everyone has to mow at the same time, yup. So his lawn is great and I can't deny that, however he gets vet benefits and disability "yes mental dis" and doesn't work so spends 8-10 hours on the lawn each day, hand picking weeds, mowing twice a day and watering twice a day. Not to mention fertilizing, thatching, etc...makes me ill. Grass infatuation is the only way to describe it.

Not so bad but he complains to everyone else if not done specifically. He calls the police if our lawns are not mowed every day, that gets annoying and finally the police ignored his calls. If someone has the time, fine, I work plus fix computers plus have 3 kids and college, I can't sit in my lawn picking weeds so I mow and weed whack, looks good enough to me.

The moral here, while I don't think myself perfect, more normal would be the term yet my lawn isn't perfect either. The guy in question, he has a basically perfect lawn but is a crazed lawnamaniac or as my son calls him, "lawnmower man". So don't judge a person by their lawn, the law has confiscated this guy's guns etc...perminantly if that tells you anything. So if you see a perfect lawn, be careful! lol.


Cheers,

Paul

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I once heard a story about lawn care ....
Jun 2, 2007 12:50PM PDT

It seems that some missionaries in Africa were the only folks in the village who had grass around their house.

The locals noted that they spent a lot of time tending to the grass only to mow it. That made them wonder why. It seemed so pointless to grow the grass just so it could be cut.

The missionary tried to explain the situation in culturally relevant terms. He said that it was a tradition in his culture. The Africans recognized the value of tradition, and they apparently associated the violation of tradition with consequences. They asked the missionary what happened if the lawn was mowed.

The missionary replied that if somebody did not mow their lawn everybody else in town would talk about how the family must be having marriage problems.

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I wonder
Jun 2, 2007 1:17PM PDT

I had to wonder as with others down my block, the guy is single and never mows his lawn. As well, when my wife and I argue, I tend to go out and mow or do other things lol, my escape, can't hear someone yelling at me with the mower going. I don't know what the missionaries would say to that if they were on my block Wink

It is strange how some things are determined in people's minds from what we see. No different than thinking someone is a better person because the have money or fame I suppose. Myself, I do like to keep a decent looking yard and such but not for others. If the guy next to me had a junk heap and weeds and a broken down house, to me, it's not my business how others live and I certainly don't judge by appearance. Unless someone was attracting rodents etc...then i'd say something. All's fair in lawn and war. Happy

Paul

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Only if their desk at work is clean too.
Jun 2, 2007 11:23PM PDT

What's the third requirement to seek counseling? Maybe the dog with sculptured do?

My neighbor likes to mow about 2 to 3 days apart and rather than just straight back and forth lines will mow PATTERNS such as the wave, crop circles and diamonds. I've never seen this before.

Bob

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{.... whisper.....}
Jun 3, 2007 12:07AM PDT

Years ago we also mowed about every three days. The previous owners had let the lawn go to pot, and it was mostly weeds. The rainfall was adequate, so we re-seeded. When the grass became established, it grew quickly due to the rain and the fertilizer. Later we did return to once-a-week

Grass gurus will say that it is good practice to mow in varying directions, rather than in the same pattern each time. Your neighbor might be a subscriber to Organic Gardening magazine (if it still exists), or has books written by various master gardeners.

Paul James on HGTV says that grass should be mowed at a higher setting than many people use, and that mower manufacturers now are offering higher setting. It's said that this encourages deeper root development, and helps keep weeds from germinating as the grass provides shade, My lawn tractor is set at the highest level. Believe it or not, but it looks less in need of mowing by the time it does need it.

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Correct
Jun 3, 2007 1:09AM PDT

As per my crazy neighbor statement, he mows this way as well, different patterns although we see at least two a day. Sad A higher setting too. See, I feel I have it beaten, I mow on lowest setting which tends to stunt growth and while not so green and lush, I only have to mow once every two weeks Happy

Paul

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He must not mind.....
Jun 3, 2007 1:42AM PDT

....... the cost of the fuel to run his mower. Happy

Mine hasn't been cut for 11 days. We got a teensy tad of rain yesterday. But the temps are to rise into the 90's by the end of the week. Debating whether or not to cut it today. Just decided to do it.

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Nope
Jun 3, 2007 2:07AM PDT

He doesn't mind the gas price which is something I thought about as well.It's almost 4.00 a gallon where I am and I prefer not to spend 60 bucks a week mowing. Also, we currently have some of the highest utility rates in the U.S. and he waters even when it rains, just crazy stuff. Our other neighbor who lives next to him is mad as well, he keeps telling her to re-do her whole yard because it aggrevates him that it's got some weeds and such and mows on her side more and more. He was meowing "not mowing" meowing like a cat out the window at her last week so not sure where that comes in but i'm sure it was his anger over the lawn. She told me the other day she was wondering what lawn pattern she'll see when she gets back from work, lol. We finally got rain yesterday so i'll probably be mowing by Thursday.

Cheers,

Paul

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When you mow Thurday....
Jun 3, 2007 3:26AM PDT

....... just "Whistle A Happy Tune" that he doesn't live right next door to you.

There's a grouch and a troublemaker in every neighborhood.

Betcha his lawn is his only claim to fame. Happy

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You are correct
Jun 3, 2007 3:51AM PDT

LOL, yes his lawn is the only claim to fame. The rest of us, we just have grass. I am laughing right now because he's out there sitting in the middle of his lawn picking weeds and dead grass. Last year he was nosing around the lady's house I mentioned and a group of hornets attacked him, lolll. I saw him running from her yard, arms flailing, yelling.... She was going to tell him to stay the heck out of her yard but she was laughing too hard. So with any luck we'll see this again Wink

When I mow Thursday, no matter if he just mowed, he will mow again as if he's getting back at me, lol. It's really pathetic though so we can only laugh but some days it does get frustrating, he copies everything we do, stands in his driveway staring at out lawn, just creepy some days. Weird Al would have a blast with this guy. So to point, nope I would never judge a person by their lawn Happy


Paul

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Attention to details
Jun 4, 2007 3:47PM PDT

When I 1st moved into the homestead, the grass was on it last legs. It was the original grass and only got mowed now and then. I only started to maintain it better as moss and weeds started to creep in for several yrs. and I had to "put a stop to that". I used grass feed and weed control only for a few yrs. then added some lime to help control the "acid" that seems to help moss. I balanced the dang thing and now reward is a greener lawn that i have to work more and more on. I put plain old grass seed after thaw and sow into the ice heaves groves and grass grows in blank spots. My lawn ain't no prettier than neighbor's but its my handiwork and now to get a loan to buy a $zillion new mower and attachments with a little sun umbrella. Oh yeah, maybe one with a cup holder... -----Willy Happy

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mower cup holder sounds good
Jun 4, 2007 7:09PM PDT

I sort of did the same when I moved to my house, tried lime, etc...however in my case the soil was 90% sand which is all they use to fill in yards where I live so had topsoil brought in and filled the whole yard and I have a fairly large back and front yard, grass seed> used athletic mix and as you stated, it aint no prettier than the next but at least it's grass. I won't even get started on my nightmare but let's just say the soil was hard as cement, mainly silt and clay which ticked me off, grass won't grow too well in that kind of soil especially when walked on so it took 3 years for grass to thicken and fill in, even the weeds were welcome in this situation, need of organic matter if you know what I mean.

Paul

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Poor soil
Jun 6, 2007 9:37PM PDT

I see developments going up and usually the last item they put in is the grass. That of course is from pallets or rolls of grass.

I do know what you mean by the ground being not so good. I dug in people's yards to help put in water lines for pop-sprays and/or route electrical wires to some dang outlet on the lawn. I hit bricks, broken concrete, plastic and God knows what else at times. -----Willy Happy

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Don't about the measure bit, but around here...
Jun 5, 2007 4:43AM PDT

its useally said, who's going to get custody of the lawn when the other one leaves.

Personally, I like Clays idea. However, I just sit back and let a landscaper cut, trim, and blow my 1500 sq. ft. of lawn. cost me $38.00 bucks about every 2 weeks. Every Spring I buy a 1500 sq. ft. bag of straight fertilizer and 20 lbs of contractors seed (about $50 bucks) and when one of my boys show up, he speads it all over the yard with the equip. I have, that I now basically just play with riding around the neighborhood and let it collect dust the rest of the year. What the lawn looks like at the end of the season, is OK with me.

Still like Clays idea. or what did Brenda say?. She hot topped it and painted it green? Love it. (Grin)

And Bob P., that is the proper way to cut a lawn. Fenway Park style is pretty too.

George