should be:
"...I'm glad I haven't heard that the U.S. government spends money on..."
I got a big laugh out of this. I'm a little surprised I'd be saying this, but I'm glad I haven't heard that the U.S. government doesn't spend money on efforts this silly...
I guess Iran is really pushing the paranoia envelope by arresting squirrels they think have eavesdropping devices on them. On one hand - it'd be a clever if that actually worked, but what the heck would they actually be able to hear out on the borders!?
http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/07/20/280529.aspx?GT1=10150
sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction...

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