Whoa, whoa...
First off, what's with this attack on the Zune's quality? I'm sorry, but the Zune has an excellent build quality. I've never heard of one person online or otherwise complain of hardware failures specific to the Zune. The only things I hear of are HDD failures which have afflicted the iPod since its release. It's COMPLETELY unfair to assume that based on a different product made by the company. Second, Apple doesn't make reliable hardware either. They make pretty hardware. Should I cite the condensation problem with Macs, or how about the dark screens of some iPod touches, or how about the lag issues with the iPod classic? I'm sorry to break it to you, but Apple isn't a messiah company. It's just like any other company. And there's no way in hell that their monopoly of the mp3 market means that they make the best mp3 players. They just make the most popular ones. And they're popular because they're sexy and attractive, and for no other reason. They don't make better products by any stretch of the imagination.
Seriously, to say that the iPods are the best option is the dumbest thing I've heard since the last thing Bush said.
Third, there is no reason at all to compare the 80GB Classic to the Zune 80. With the firmware revision, the Zune blows the Classic out of the water. Not only does the Zune have wifi capabilities, FM radio, more video codec support, and a larger screen, but it will have an improved interface, a nice touch pad control system, and an attractive and slimmer design. The Classic can't even compete. What will the Classic have that puts it above the Zune? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Oh, and might I add that the Zune 80 will include premium headphones. That means that the music you listen to will actually sound as good as it's supposed to. And that's unlike the included iPod headphones which are plain crap and break down pretty quickly (quality you say).
Fourth, I'm not an active participant of this forum because I'm more interested in gaming blogs and such. So don't assess my expertise based on my cnet profile; I haven't even touched it. But I visit cnet everyday as part of a daily regimen. I've read the reviews on pretty much EVERY new mp3 player released since the video iPod first came out. So I know what I'm talking about, as opposed to you who only uses Apple products. I use Windows since I have it installed on my laptop and I use the iMac at school whenever I get the chance (the only computers with Firefox). So I know more than you think I know. And I know a LOT about both iPods and non-iPods. In fact, I've had 3 iPods in the past and am totally looking away from them in the future. iTunes never gets my album art right nor does it visually stun me. And BTW, I've owned a Creative Zen Nano, Samsung YH-840, Sony PSP, Mobiblu Cube, and have some pretty good experience with the Zune and Sandisk e200 series.
Fifth, 16GB is actually pretty low. Maybe for you, it's not that small. But for people who want the highest bit rate for their music and want to watch high quality video (especially full-length movies which take about a gig), 16GB will evaporate in no time. You're MUCH better off with 80GB. And flash is actually pretty important for an enjoyable internet experience. On my PSP, it was a nightmare.
Really, I'm surprised that you have a 360. Same here. And yes, as a gaming forum blogger, the RROD is very familiar to me, especially since I just got it a few days ago. Is it poor build quality? Yes. But MS is rectifying the situation with the recently released 65nm chips, the 3yr warranty, and free repair services. It's a total inconvenience, but it's better waiting a month for my 360 than waiting until next for the PS3 and Wii to get some good games. Plus, I'm a Halo 3 addict.
At least you're speaking my language with the Archos and P2. I'm considering the P2 because of it's broad codec support (which separates it from the Touch) and intriguing touch screen. But it comes in a max of 8GB at the same price of Zune 80. The Archos too is at a premium price. But hey, it can run flash, has 160 GB of memory, broad codec support, a touch screen, and good old Archos audiophile sound quality. I'm not sure if you if it's worth the price, but you sure do get a lot and it smashes the iPod touch.