not to bust your balls or anything but are you saying that Apple is teaming up with Pepsi or did you just pick out some words from a dictionary and put them all in the post?
I do not know if this is true as I herd from a rumor site, I will refer to it as the rumor site because it wants its user not to speak out the companies name as the most silliest and irritating rumors have been posted on this site, but I feel to that someday this will happen.
According to this site, Apple Computer Inc. is in talks with one of the cola companies i.e. PEPSI. Now I know this sounds weird, but there is a story to this, I have noticed that many people are giving away free iPods but according to a post on this site, Pepsi Corp has given the freest iPods in the history of Ipod gifts. Suppose you go buy a Pepsi and under the wrapper or on the can there is talks about Ipods and how cool they are and all that, but yes it sounds silly but there is more to it, now according to the site a large number of people drink Pepsi when on a walk or jogging, running and with the iPod + Nike stuff they could add Pepsi there to like Ipod + Nike = Pepsi and this could be they?re tagline Ipod + Nike? reduce your weight with Pepsi ? gain it back again !
Don?t know if its true just wanted to share it with you people!

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