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INSANE ASYLUM PATIENTS..From my inbox....

Feb 17, 2004 6:15AM PST

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.

When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts," and the patients complied by standing up.

After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts," and they all sat back down in their seats.

After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered.

When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts," and they all started booing and cat calling.

Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?"

The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!"

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Re:INSANE ASYLUM PATIENTS..From my inbox....
Feb 17, 2004 6:29AM PST

Oh Boy, Do I loved this one. What a perfect day for this one. MzLee, You are a Hall of Famer. You made my Day. Wow, Terrific


George

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Sounds like you had a bad day George and if so there are always better tomorrows....NT
Feb 17, 2004 10:14AM PST

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Re:Sounds like you had a bad day George and if so there are always better tomorrows....NT
Feb 17, 2004 10:41AM PST

Hi:
Yeah, a little bit.

Ever see "One Flew over the Cuckoo Nest" with Jack Nicholson. I watch it everytime it shows up on TV.
My Wife starts chanting "Take me away" by, I think, Johnny Paycheck. "Take this job and shove it" is another one of her favorites.

George

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Re:Josh, did you miss this one. Sounds like Yankee Stadium.
Feb 17, 2004 11:32PM PST

I'm Jest kidding now.