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Inbox: Funny Ads

Feb 26, 2004 12:57AM PST

Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been out awhile..
better be reward.
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COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened - used once
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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(AND THE LAST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer
needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

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Re:Inbox: Funny Ads
Feb 26, 2004 1:08AM PST

Ha Ha, I like that Nudist Colony one. I keep telling my wife, thats the cheapest way to go.

George

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Just curious
Feb 26, 2004 2:14AM PST

how does a woman in a Nudist Colony satisfy the primal urge to shop? Mischief

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Re:(NT) Hmmmm. Now Thats a good question, Patrick
Feb 26, 2004 3:29AM PST

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Re:Just curious
Feb 26, 2004 4:13AM PST

Jewelry. Lots and lots of jewelry! ! !


Dan