A truck driver is driving his rig down IH-10 and suddenly all traffic stops, in both directions. Nothing moves for an hour! Right then a man walks up to the cab of the big rig and taps on the window.
" Yes sir?" The truck driver says, after rolling down his window.
" Terrorists have captured Gov. Kathleen Blanco, Mayor Ray Nagin, and both Lt. Gov. Mitch Landrieu and Senator Mary Landrieu, in their limos just ahead! They've demanded 10 million dollars as ransom, or they will douse each one with gas and set them on fire! I've come by to take up a collection!" The man explained!
" About how much do you have so far?" The truck driver asked.
"So far, everybody has donated about 2 gallons!"
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