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If there's going to be an apocalypse tomorrow....

.....I hope it includes flesh-eating zombies.
At least give us heathens and sinners something to do for sport. And Lord, a few
suggestions for the first members of the zombie hordes: "Birthers," 9/11
conspiracy nuts, Holocaust Revisionists, and anyone who spent money to
go see Charlie Sheen.

Personally I'm hoping this will free up some choice two-bedroom apartments overlooking Central Park. Devil

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Just in case....

I'm holding on to the phone and gas bills which I received today. I generally write the checks immediately but wait to see if Monday finds us all still here...just in case.

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(NT) What? it's this week!!! I had plans....
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Very telling

I can think of lots of dirtbags I'd put above birthers on my list, politicians for one...

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(NT) Let's not forget car salesmen and lawyers
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(NT) Hmm, birthers and politicians seem kin to me.
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Be sure to get your PETCARE RAPTURE INSURANCE.
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One born every minute but I'd want some confirmation first

From the link:

"We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist,..."
(underline is mine)

I want to see their papers including documentation that they've been "confirmed" by some recognized authority. I also want to see that they are bonded and insured so that action can be taken in the event they renege and just run off to Vegas with my money as I'd suspect Vegas would still be in full operation for a time. Happy

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'proof of confirmation'

Good one. Grin

'Course, you're the cynical type who asks, after yet another 'Virgin Mary taco' sighting, "Let me see the photo of her first, so I can look for a resemblance."

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(NT) Did include wallet-eating pastors.
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There is a certain ironic timing here ...

The Centers for Disease Control (CDC) recently posted a blog entry about disaster preparedness, citing preparation for a zombie apocalypse as an example of how to prepare for disasters in general. Weird.

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