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Ian, Is everything OK??? Miss you humor !!!...nt

by Mary Kay / April 17, 2004 7:28 AM PDT

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Me too, and Dear Ian, please give us an update ...
by Mosonnow / April 17, 2004 7:45 AM PDT

if you want to, on how your plans are going for the centre.

Best wishes
Mo

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Here is a joke to go on with :)
by SteveGargini / April 17, 2004 7:50 AM PDT

A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"

The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."

"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!"

"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there - and she's only covered by a fig leaf!"

"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"

So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.

After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the place is hopping again."

"Well, now you're one of us!" said the bartender. "Would you like a drink too?"

"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about a drink?"

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Re: Good one:-)....nt
by Mary Kay / April 17, 2004 10:47 PM PDT

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I thought perhaps I would slip one more in whilst we wait to hear from Ian
by SteveGargini / April 18, 2004 3:40 AM PDT
In reply to: Re: Good one:-)....nt

A crusty old paratrooper colonel found himself at a gala event downtown, hosted by a local college. A young woman approached the colonel for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, sir, but you seem troubled. Is something bothering you?"
"No," the colonel said, "just serious by nature."
The young lady said: "You should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The colonel just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"
The colonel looked at her and replied, "1959."
"well there you go, you really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously. I mean, no sex since 1959, isn't that a little extreme?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the colonel, glancing at his watch. "It's only 20:39 now."

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