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I Know it's not Wednesday yet, at least not where I am

by wwerts / April 11, 2006 12:34 PM PDT

But I've been working on the bad jokes and can't resist sharing early.

Some may remember from way back when, the two jokes I put up.....

Why did Hagrid (from Harry Potter) buy a dog with no legs?

Because he's always wanted to have a pet draggin.

and...

What did Hagrid do to earn extra money?

He entered his dog in a drag race.

I've added two more...

Why is Hagrid's dog considered an "alternative" breed?


Because every time it leaves his hut, it's in drag.


Hagrid tried to teach his dog to do its business outside, he tried everything and it all failed. Finally he got mad and sued the dog for befouling his hut. The dog lost the case. Can you guess why?


According to the judge, the dog didn't have a leg to stand on.

I will; of course, understand if anyone from the U.K. wishes to hex me for these jokes.

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:-)
by Evie / April 11, 2006 12:37 PM PDT

Good to see you around Steve!

Evie Happy

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Why thank you Evie
by wwerts / April 11, 2006 12:44 PM PDT
In reply to: :-)

I know I haven't been around in a couple of weeks since my last post. I found out that one of my old friends from here was no longer with us, and needed to take the time away to give a proper farewell per the precepts of my faith. Details would be long and may offend some though so I won't list them.

Anyway, I'm back, and hopefully my friend is on his way to a much better place.

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Sorry about your friend ...
by Evie / April 11, 2006 12:52 PM PDT
In reply to: Why thank you Evie

... but good to have you back. Hope to see more of you around!

Evie Happy

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(NT) (NT) Sorry for your loss, Steven.
by Cindi Haynes / April 12, 2006 4:39 AM PDT
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(NT) (NT) Sympathies for the loss, but good to see ya.
by Roger NC / April 12, 2006 4:57 PM PDT
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