Good to see you around Steve!
But I've been working on the bad jokes and can't resist sharing early.
Some may remember from way back when, the two jokes I put up.....
Why did Hagrid (from Harry Potter) buy a dog with no legs?
Because he's always wanted to have a pet draggin.
What did Hagrid do to earn extra money?
He entered his dog in a drag race.
I've added two more...
Why is Hagrid's dog considered an "alternative" breed?
Because every time it leaves his hut, it's in drag.
Hagrid tried to teach his dog to do its business outside, he tried everything and it all failed. Finally he got mad and sued the dog for befouling his hut. The dog lost the case. Can you guess why?
According to the judge, the dog didn't have a leg to stand on.
I will; of course, understand if anyone from the U.K. wishes to hex me for these jokes.